华盛顿邮报搞了一个比赛，要求写两行押韵的诗，

第一行能多浪漫就多浪漫，第二行能多不浪漫就多不浪漫，

以下是一些入选作品，大家一起来翻译，记得要押韵噢，押韵押韵押韵押韵~~~


举例：My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
           Marrying you has screwed up my life
          我的心肝，我的挚爱，我美丽的贤妻，
          我这辈子就毁在你手里。


~~~~~~~~~~~~~开始答题，发挥你们中英文的幽默水平吧~~~~~~~~~~~
1、I see your face when I am dreaming.
     That's why I always wake up screaming.


2、Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
     This describes everything you are not.


3、I thought that I could love no other
      -- that is until I met your brother.


4、I want to feel your sweet embrace;
     But don't take that paper bag off your face.